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Move over sliced bread

No lie, this has got to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. I asked my mother-in-law for a Q-tip to clean my ears and she got all excited and brought out these sticks. They look like small rawhide dog toys or long thin candles. In fact, they are ear cones. They are designed to …

Shuck the Samsonite

I still do not understand why everyone and his brother has to bring a suitcase on board! If the airlines are in such debt, then fire some of the baggage handlers, because surely there are less bags to process off the plane then there used to be. Why can’t an airline come out with a …

Oh, Westin.

The Westin Dearfield in Detroit. I am wondering if they should rename it to the way I misspelled it when I started to type this: Westin Deaffield. I have stayed here before, but this morning at breakfast was deafening. Not from construction, in fact the hotel looks great from its work, no, this morning was …

No bed wetting .com

http://nobedwetting.com/ I just heard this on the radio in detroit. I am going to have to check itout. Apparently, nobedwetting.com is a true website for a real condition.My only question is: if you have this problem, do you really want tonavigate to this site? Can you say, “clear the cache”? I knew you could.————————–Sent from …

I HATE Southwest

Oh Goodness, do I hate Southwest. Why? Why? WHY do they try to be so “cute”? It makes me sick. Can you just give me my cattle car pass and leave me alone? So far I have heard: ** Attendant singing Zippity-Doo-Dah ** Attendant calling for single women to come forward because thereare 2 guys …