Three years in Asia and I have reached a breakthrough! I have finally discovered why people can not leave an airplane in an orderly manner. The Problem:The plane has just landed. The seat belt sign goes *ding* and everyone that paid extra for their aisle seat (sic) **POPS** up out of their seat and instantly …
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How to dress like an American
photo.jpg Originally uploaded by beuk I was going to title this, “How to dress like a Westerner,” but then I realized I am not up to date on the fashion trends of the Europeans (give me ’til tomorrow :) When out on the town we constantly get people noticing BabyG. Now, I know she is …
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone My angel daughter just became a little less so today. This morning coming out of the shower I caught her hitting the dog and saying “stupid dog.” Now the bad part is she is getting that from daddy and we have sucessfully learned our lesson that kids will say anything… but …
Cold doesn’t give you a cold.
Dear People of Taiwan,Please learn a lesson that everyone else on the planet (well, in the cold places anyway) seemed to have learned in the 5th grade. ~Being outside in the cold does not give you a cold!~ The picture above was taken in Taipei and is from this article. Based on what I see …
Despite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cageOriginally uploaded by beuk As I walk around through life I like to ask myself, why? Every time we take Frankie out we walk by the side of a building with a random assortment of potted plants. The interesting thing is that they are …
Miss G is starting to walk
I guess we would have to conclude that this is walking. People ask us every day if she is walking yet and we always answer, “No.” We seem to have much higher standards for her ability to walk. Besides pulling yourself up and starting on your own, the biggest requirement for us is not falling …
Hot dog
Went to try to make some changes to my cell plan the other day. While we were waiting for our number to be called we enjoyed the overly excessive AC that was cranked to the max. We were not the only ones as a dog from outside wandered through the automatic doors. He laid down …