Caller: “Hello, (in broken English) Yesterday you order a taxi?”
Me: “Uh, ok… maybe?”
Caller: “Yesterday, you come here and order a taxi?”
Me: “Maybe, where is here?”
Caller: “What?”
Me: “Ne zai Na’li?”
Caller: “Port-o-man, you come here and order a taxi?”
Me: “A turkey?”
Caller: “…uh…”
Me: (smile)
Caller: “Yes, yesterday you come here and order a turkey…”