Caller: “Hello, (in broken English) Yesterday you order a taxi?”

Me: “Uh, ok… maybe?”

Caller: “Yesterday, you come here and order a taxi?”

Me: “Maybe, where is here?”

Caller: “What?”

Me: “Ne zai Na’li?”

Caller: “Port-o-man, you come here and order a taxi?”

Me: “A turkey?”

Caller: “…uh…”

Me: (smile)

Caller: “Yes, yesterday you come here and order a turkey…”