Whitening sunscreen – check.
Umbrella to protect freakishly white skin from sun – check.
Mask to protect from swine flu – check.
Now, remove mask* and take smoke break because THAT is not going to
kill you. One question: How does the swine flu KNOW not to enter your
mouth when you are smoking a cigarette?
*NOTE: the mask is not removed, but merely placed on the lower chin.
B said this is akin to placing sunglases on our head. We have evn
witnessed people taking pictures with the mask on their chin. Sorry,
mask on chin is NOT the same as sunglasses on head.