It’s crazy hair day at camp today!!
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Newly Married?
ME: “Hi, you guys just coming back from your honeymoon?” GUY ON PLANE: “Yes, How did you know?” ME: “You’re traveling with your wife on a Wednesday in cargo shorts when everyone else is in a suit. You have an embarrassingly bad sun burn in all the wrong places. Your new ring is blinding me …
Thanks Ama and Pappy
Chill-axin in the airport with Teddy Grahams. Thanks again Ama and Pappy for a great week!
Suddenly life is good!
5 hours was worth the wait. Dear Delta my poor knee thanks you so much. (Honey, stop growling)
Pencil Dust?
I knew airline wines were crap, but pencil dust???
To the lady behind me, I’m sorry.
I was flying high, figuratively and literally. I had just come off a wonderful weekend of delicious smells, shopping, and Nutcracker sightings with my wife and daughter and I was feeling great. On top of that, I had also just returned from Hong Kong, Melbourne, and Minneapolis so my many miles finally allowed me to …
Boarding efficiency.
Clearly I travel a lot. Planes all the time and a wife who needs a camera for Christmas so she can remember what I look like. What gets me (today) is the way airlines in 50 years of aviation history have not figured out how to board planes. Let me help you with my years …