ME: “Hi, you guys just coming back from your honeymoon?”
GUY ON PLANE: “Yes, How did you know?”
ME: “You’re traveling with your wife on a Wednesday in cargo shorts when everyone else is in a suit. You have an embarrassingly bad sun burn in all the wrong places. Your new ring is blinding me with its luster and the fact that it has no scratches. You have a misshapen bag that is either carrying four pairs of groomsmen shoes or your rent a tux. Your hair was cut 4 days ago and you are oblivious to how to board a $&@# airplane!!!”