A problem shared, is a problem halved.
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I remember long ago,
my sister and I put on a show.
We dressed up in my mother’s clothes,
and put on wigs and pantyhose.
We walked around the house that day,
with a wig, old and gray.
We fooled my dog and my dad,
but when we did, he didn’t get mad.
My mom laughed hard and long,
we looked like her, twice as strong.
That day was good and very funny,
but next time we’ll do it for the money.
Author,
Chris
Denver Broncos Thursday Game Luncheon
Had lunch today with some NFL legends in Denver: Rod Smith, Terrell Davis and Michael Irving!
Two of my favorite quotes came from Rod, both in reference to Peyton Manning:
“How he does anything is how he does everything.”
“If 18 get hit, somebody gettin’ fired.”
Things I didn’t think I’d have to say when I woke up this morning
Sammy why did you throw up in my snorkel
What’s wrong with your brother?
After an hour of screaming about how we don’t watch movies at 5am we finally find 3 of 5 at the breakfast table. S is screaming in the bathroom (again)…
ME to G: “What’s wrong with your brother?”
G: “Everything. He doesn’t have a snooze button.”
Amen sister. Amen.
Pugger – A term used to describe a person who is a total individual. They don’t care what anyone thinks of them and they do what they please. Just like a pug.
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