Not all those who wander are lost

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Newly Married?

ME: “Hi, you guys just coming back from your honeymoon?” GUY ON PLANE: “Yes, How did you know?” ME: “You’re traveling with your wife on a Wednesday in cargo shorts when everyone else is in a suit. You have an embarrassingly bad sun burn in all the wrong places. Your new ring is blinding me …

Consider this

Imagine an alien spaceship landed on earth. It traveled over everything in it’s path and every once and awhile it shot out a 23′ laser and vaporized rocks. This is what we are sending to Mars. Are we crazy? If I was a lil green man (why green?) I would either hide under a rock …