Daddy, Your phone is crap… November 2, 2008 November 2, 2008 11/02/2008, originally uploaded by beuk. Daddy, why is your fancy new phone SOOOOooooo… SLOW? How I am supposed to break something by smashing buttons if it will not even respond before I get bored? BTW: Do you like my new brown dress? Of course it has GBB on the front.