Monkeys don’t eat peaches.

what I am learning in Chinese class (translated)…

Teacher: “You know, it is that animal that eats peaches.”

Me: “What? What animal eats peaches?”

“Monkeys.”

“What? Did you say monkeys? Monkeys don’t eat peaches.”

“What do monkeys eat?”

“Bananas.”

“China does not have bananas, how do the monkeys eat bananas?”

“Well, the U.S. only has peaches in Georgia, and there are not too many monkeys running around Atlanta.”

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