The following is a chat conversation regarding my stay at home duties of present wrapping:
Wife: the materials are in the closet
tape and tags too
thanks
Me: k
Me: where is the tape again?
Wife: in the bag
Me: i thought you bought a new lil tape dispenser
Wife: with the wrapping paper
I did
it is white
Me: not in bag
Wife: oh jeez
Me: nor do i see the orange scissors
Wife: can’t help
those are in the kitchen
Me: ok
Wife: look deep in the bag
Me: Not finding it
Wife: …
(MUCH LATER)
Me: if by deep in the bag, you mean in the drawer with the house keys where we should not be placing anything but the house keys then you would be correct.
