This is just plain gross, but an actual email I received today:
Subject: PC monitor
Three months ago I bought a PC-monitor at a 2nd-hand computerstore in
Shanghai. After 2 days I noticed a cockroach crawling out it and the next
day another. So I opened the thing and found out a whole family of
cockroaches was living inside of it.
Probably due to all the cockroach droppings my monitor exploded yesterday.
So I was wondering if anyone has a spare monitor I can borrow until my
departure in 4 weeks. Thanks a bunch.