Not all those who wander are lost

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Language

One of the strangest things I am doing now is taking Japanese classes. Not because that in itself is strange, but because my teacher does not speak much English. This means I mostly use Chinese to communicate and ask questions (no-no #1 in learning an Asian language). It actually works out pretty well. I routinely …

Pee-glet

This is Pee-glet. He is the French cousin of Piglet. He sits on the changing table, speaks in a bad French accent (Hey, I don’t do German), and entertains Miss G. Of notable mention he also has a friend named. Poo! PU!

Man. Are you sure?

“Man.” This would tend to indicate that this is the men’s room, but check out that picture. I see fine lips, boobies, and a nice repose… AT A SPORTS BAR! Are we sure this is the “MEN’S” room? I checked twice before I went in. (The urinals inside kinda gave it away.)

Only in Denmark

Overheard at dinner: Waitress: “Are you Finished?”Customer: “No, I’m Danish, but you can take my plate.” — Dude. this would be the wrong town to visit! — Well, at least there is a process.

To Pee or Not To Pee

      The one on the right requires an electrical engineering degree. The one on the left requires a very strong call of nature. I know I have blogged about this before, but the difference in toilet quality here in Asia is staggering. Man, I am glad I am male.

Oh, Crap!

Seriously, does taking a dump need to be this difficult? At the customersite where I am working they just installed these new toilet “lids”. NOTE:It does not change the actual function of having to flush the toilet byyourself. No infrared sensor. No motion sensor. You still have to pullthe handle. On the contrary, it provides …

When You Gotta Go

When You Gotta Go, originally uploaded by beuk. Beijing states that they will have 1 bathroom for every 10 people in Beijing by the time of the Olympics. I wonder if this includes all the foriegners that will descend upon the city or just the current amount of people living there. I also wonder how …