I remember long ago, my sister and I put on a show. We dressed up in my mother’s clothes, and put on wigs and pantyhose. We walked around the house that day, with a wig, old and gray. We fooled my dog and my dad, but when we did, he didn’t get mad. My mom […]
It’s 2:24am. What are YOU doing?
I’ve got a problem. No, I have two problems. Ok, I have many problems, but for now let’s focus on just the two. The first one should be easy: Why can’t I search Facebook ads? I am not too keen on Facebook sticking ads in the middle of my News Feed. Usually when it is […]
And people wonder why I don’t trust the internet or other people. If you can’t tell, the above image is fake (he doesn’t like Apple, he likes banana). Looking back through some old posts (here, here, and here) it was interesting (and still is) to note all the fake stuff in China. Now that I’m […]
Don’t look so worried Frankie. YOU are not the one who is headed to bootcamp this weekend. The photos the dog walkers send us to prove they walked the dogs are hilarious. Frankie looks like his paw got caught in the cookie jar. Shadow on the other hand SHOULD be worried. Her number is up. […]
This has not been my week. It started on Sunday when I thought I was in the clear, but ended up in a fight over dog poop with the missus. With my self-esteem in the toilet I had to* play soccer on Tuesday night only to cost the team the win for a 2-2 tie […]