ME: Isn’t the Euro in the toilet now?
WIFE: Yeah, why?
ME: Just shopping around…
Google search…

ME: WHAT! 250 Euro is $322 US? WTF!
WIFE: What did you expect?
ME: I want it to be like $200 US!
WIFE: It’s not THAT much in the toilet.

(Oh well, guess there goes the trip to France :)