I ’bout pee’d my pants reading this article. You have got to go here:
10 Most Dangerous Toys

Some of my favorite quotes from the article:

“Oh-Jesus-it’s-chasing-me”
“Nothing says safety like an open hot plate.”
“Kids do the darndest things, but not, apparently, nuclear physics.”

(You know I am going to be all over eBay looking for these :)